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[ TERMS · PLAIN ENGLISH ]

THE RULES. IN PLAIN ENGLISH.

Boring legal stuff, written to be read. Here's what we owe you, what you owe us, and what happens when things go sideways.

LAST UPDATED · 2026-04-01

01 · WHAT YOU GET

A working copy of CrazyCorky — the platform, the modules you pay for, the integrations listed on our site, and reasonable support.

We promise 99.9% uptime (99.99% for Enterprise). If we miss, you get service credits per the SLA in your contract.

02 · WHAT WE EXPECT

Don't abuse the service. Specifically:

  • Don't feed us data you don't have the right to process.
  • Don't try to reverse-engineer the engine.
  • Don't resell the platform under another label without a partner agreement.
  • Don't use it to build a competing product. (Really.)

03 · OWNERSHIP

Your data is yours. You own the inputs, the outputs, and the insights we generate for you. We hold no rights to resell, redistribute, or train on any of it.

Our platform is ours. Our models, source code, and documentation remain CrazyCorky property.

04 · PAYMENT

Monthly or annual. Invoices land on day one, payable net-30 unless otherwise agreed.

If payment fails, we'll warn you at 15, 30, and 45 days overdue. At 60 days we suspend the workspace. Your data stays safe — we just mute the lights.

05 · CANCELLATION

You can cancel whenever. Monthly plans end at the next billing cycle. Annual plans end at the end of the term. No refunds for partial months.

After cancellation, we keep your data for 90 days in case you come back, then purge it. You can request earlier purge in writing.

06 · LIABILITY

We are liable up to what you paid us in the last 12 months. No indirect, incidental, or consequential damages, because lawyers.

Translation: if we break something and it costs you money, we'll make it right up to a cap that's proportional to what you've paid us.

07 · CHANGES TO TERMS

We may revise these terms. Material changes are announced 30 days in advance via email and in-app banner. Continued use after the change means you're on board with the new terms.

08 · GOVERNING LAW

State of Delaware, USA. Disputes go to binding arbitration in New York, unless applicable consumer-protection law in your jurisdiction says otherwise.

QUESTIONS? WRITE TO LEGAL@CRAZYCORKY.COM

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